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Attempted Murder Women's T-Shirt

Attempted Murder Women's T-Shirt

$38.00 USD
$38.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Color: Heather Prism Natural
Size
The Perfect Fit Guarantee Gift with confidence! If the size isn't right, I'll exchange it for free.

Embrace your dark sense of humor and love for wordplay with the "Attempted Murder" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt. This tee features a clever design inspired by the collective noun for crows, a "murder." With two crows depicted, it's an "attempted" murder. Crafted from soft, combed, and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers a relaxed fit that's perfect for casual outings or birdwatching adventures. Whether you're a bird enthusiast or a fan of witty puns, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter.

✨🐦‍⬛ I give 20% of shop profits to bird conservation organizations and causes.

Materials & Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Shipping & Returns Policy

Earth-Friendly Shipping & Returns
Every item is custom-printed just for you. This reduces waste and pollution, making the planet a lil' nicer for the birds.

Shipping Estimates

  • Production: 2–7 days (to print & check quality)
  • Shipping: 3–4 days (once it leaves the shop)

International Shipping
International orders may incur customs fees upon delivery.

The "No-Sweat" Return Policy

To keep the environmental footprint low, I don't accept returns for "change of mind."

However, I guarantee Fit and Quality:

1. The Perfect Fit Guarantee (Apparel Only)
Guessing sizes is tricky. If your gift doesn't fit, I'll swap it.

  1. Email team@betterwithbirds.com within 30 days.
  2. Send me your Order # and the new size you need.
  3. I'll arrange a one-time free exchange (item must be unworn).

2. Defects & Issues
If the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send me a photo immediately. I'll send a replacement at absolutely no cost to you.

EU Product Safety Information

In accordance with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (EU) 2023/988:

Manufacturer
Printful Latvia, AS
Raina bulvaris 25
Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
support@printful.com

EU Responsible Person
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
Markou Evgenikou 11
Mesa Geitonia 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
gpsr@sindenventures.com

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  • Made to Order

    Reduces waste and shipping distance.

  • Small Business

    Woman-owned and operated.

  • Free Shipping

    On orders over $75 in the U.S.

  • 20% to Birds

    Your purchase makes a difference!

FAQs

What's the difference between lightweight and regular T-shirts?

The main difference between lightweight and regular t-shirts is in the fabric weight and fit.

Lightweight t-shirts are more stretchy, and have a thinner, airier feel, making them perfect for a casual, comfortable fit with slight cling.

Regular t-shirts, on the other hand, are thicker and more structured, offering a more durable and relaxed fit and nice drape.

Both feature super soft, preshrunk cotton.

Where do you ship your products from?

I design every piece in this shop myself. Once you order, the design goes to a print partner with facilities worldwide, so your piece is printed and shipped from whichever one is closest to you.

Nothing gets printed until someone wants it. No warehouse of unsold stock, no shipping across the country twice. Less waste, fewer emissions, a tidier planet for the birds.

Can I return or exchange items?

This is a print-on-demand item. It will be manufactured and shipped to you by my eco-aware print partner, Printful.

I use this method to reduce pollution, waste, and shipping distance, making the planet a lil nicer for the birds.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. So, it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you.

It also is why I don't offer returns or exchanges, except in the rare case that you receive the wrong item or a damaged item. Please see the full refund policy for more details.

MY QUALITY, YOUR HAPPINESS:
While I don't offer refunds or exchanges, I care deeply about the quality of what I make and your satisfaction with your new goodies.

If in the rare case that your item arrives with any issues with the construction, print quality, or similar issues, please let me know right away and I'll gladly work with you to make it right.

Who do you donate to?

I send a whopping 20% of all shop profits soaring off to bird conservation and inclusive birding efforts.

I primarily focus on North American organizations and programs.

On a quarterly basis, I decide who I'll donate to or sponsor. If you represent an organization that focuses on birds and want to be considered, I'd love to hear from you!

I have more questions...

I'm happy to answer any and all!! There are even more answers on the FAQs page. Check it out and if you still have questions, send me an email 💌

  • Impact With Every Purchase

    I send 20% of all shop profits to bird conservation & inclusive birding efforts.